It’s been a busy few months for myself and the clan. We’ve seen a number of new members — kidding, that’s not them 
— It’s been remiss of me to let the additions to the tribe go uncelebrated, so I will attempt to play catch up now…
Many of us snappers have wrestled with inner deamons. Wasted nights and days scouring the extremities of Azeroth, yearning for that epic raid, that perfect drop. It is the same sad tale, told throughout the ages, well, at least since 2004.
Continuing in it’s grand tradition as the foremost rehabilitation service for recovering WoW addicts, clan SNAP welcomes three new members: caethir, Palaanian and Annwn. We first met these three at a less-than-successful local WoWAnon meeting. Palaanian curled up in the fetal position, caethir rocking gently in a corner sucking his thumb and Annwn standing arms stretched in the middle of the room screaming at anyone who entered.
The three are already making good progress, but I want to remind them: In your moments of weakness, when you feel the call of Outland, always look to the example of Shmitee, our greatest rehab success story. And remember, we are all here for you.
Welcome all noo noobs! With all the money you save on wow subscriptions you’ll be ready for the weekly steam specials! Catch you in game, some day
FYI for new members who may or may not find the reference to noobs offensive, see this thread re: SNAP acronym. In other words: newbies are always welcome and no matter how much we play any game, it’s best to stay n00by at heart… it’s more fun that way!
Hmm funny you said that, I was contemplating re-activating WoW……. =P
Noooooo… Don’t do it Shmitee, you’ve come so far, don’t throw it all away. Focus that energy into the TF2 Demo vs Soldier war!