IE 6? Just upgrade. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.


Zoey or Gaige…?

Haven’t hit the level cap in Borderlands 2 yet? Wondering if it’s worth the time? If you like Diablo and FPS, you’ll enjoy the RPS approach to looting bazillions of guns (i.e. opening boxes) that is Borderlands 2. But don’t take my word for it—let’s compare heroines!

You may remember Lilith from the original Borderlands. She’s back in a cameo role, but Borderlands 2 serves up 5 new playable classes including 2 heroines, 1 hero, 1 robot and a dwarf.

Weapon of choice
Gaige with gun and Deathtrap
D374-TP “Deathtrap” robot. And a BA gun!
Zoey posed with pistols outs
Zoey’s trademark pistols
Legendary lunchbox
Legendary lunch box: 20% cooler with more pep!

Med pack. Don’t leave home without it.
Gaige minecraft skin
Minecraft caves, minecraft heads, minecraft skins and minecraft weapons!
L4D and hunter minecraft render
Is this is a mod?
The loots be mine!
Golden loot chest
It’s golden, it’s got skulls and contains treasure, me hearties!
Ammo pile
Did a boomer cough this up?
Best backstory?
Echo log 01
Gaige was robbed at the science fair! Echo log 01
Zoey in shock
He was a zombie, Francis! You sure about that Zoey? The Sacrifice comic
Gaige and Deathtrap
Did I mention deathtrap?
Zoey and Ellis
“I’mma reload!”

So is Borderlands 2 worth your dosh? (What is dosh anyway?)
If tickling an uppity worm again and again from different angles in the hopes it might drop a legendary orange item amidst the plethora of green and white junk loot is as important to you as it is to me—then yes!

Seven dwarves were offended in the writing of this post.

5 Responses to “Zoey or Gaige…?”

  1. Ali
  2. Epic! well done 🙂

  3. Ali

    Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage out now!


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