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If they don’t release these games soon, I’m gonna’ puke!



Posted by Ali on May 5th, 2011 @ 20:07


More ZOMGICFW action from the same people who brought you Brink (or will soon)! Unfortunately Toby won’t play because it is only SP.

That is all,


Posted by Leela on April 16th, 2011 @ 18:52

So I Googled ZOMGICFW to see if it meant what I suspected it did… look at the results. CLAN SNAP DOMINATE.

The night is upon us

Posted by tofu on April 14th, 2011 @ 23:56

It’s coming. It’s gonna’ drop early, I just know it!

For tomorrow night be pre-loaded, be ready, be rested. It’s going to be a long one 😀

My Top Ten Commandments for Diablo 3

Posted by tofu on March 16th, 2011 @ 01:54

In case you hadn’t noticed, I’ve been pining for Diablo 3 a little, of late—Scouring the news/rumour sites, searching for any scrap of hope, a release date, a beta program perhaps?

The world is quickly approaching it’s Final Act and I still haven’t had a chance to lose myself in nearly enough demon-bashing, loot-w*****g, or click-click-click-clicking!

To that end, I’ve been devoting some time to mimics of the genre: Torchlight (TL) and Dungeon Hunter 2 (DH2)—Not bad games really, and yet, still unable to satisfactorily scratch my gothic-action-RPG-itch. Why? Well, it’s the little things.

Top Ten

My top ten commandments for the genre should help explain—Diablo 3 devs take note! (who am I kidding?):

#Thou shalt not…D2TLDH2
10…force me to drag a pet along that all/most of the time, does very littlegot it rightgot it wronggot it wrong
9…make the ‘normal’ game too dang easygot it rightgot it wronggot it right
8…drop loot from almost every monstergot it rightgot it wronggot it wrong
7…make me trek back through a map to find the one spot I missed beforegot it wronggot it wronggot it right
6…send me on a quest to kill 5 snarks—unless there are 5 snarks out there right now for me to kill, and even then… just don’tgot it rightgot it rightgot it wrong
5…obscure good items underneath piles of c**p onesgot it rightgot it wronggot it right
4…make me identify each item manuallygot it rightgot it wronggot it right
3…snag my movement on obstaclesgot it wronggot it rightgot it wrong
2…make me click to pick up gold manuallygot it wronggot it rightgot it right
1…produce a game too similar too WoW *got it rightgot it wronggot it right

* For example:

You know, I’ve learned something today

Diablo 2 still stacks up pretty well. And if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s ‘high resolution’ mode is only 800×600 I’d probably still be playing it.

We already know that Diablo 3 addresses a number of the issues from previous iterations, will require more strategy behind each click, and is starting to look freakin’ sweet!

I for one look forward to welcoming our new demonic overlords.

Daemn Ex Machina

Posted by tofu on February 23rd, 2011 @ 20:08

The Horadrim will soon die and there will happen a dreadful destruction of man and beast.

Suddenly, vengeance will appear, a hundred hands, thirst and hunger, when the wanderer passes…

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