IE 6? Just upgrade. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
It recently came to my attention that Tofu does not know what Apocalypse Ponies are. Worse—he’s not a gushing fan of said ponies. And I thought, ‘What if other snappers are in the same boat?’ We could have some kind of boat-based party, or we could try education! Choose!!
Vincible.
Alll,
For those who enjoyed Borderlands.
I don’t know if I am turned on or completely freaked out
You’ve thought about playing Borderlands. But is it as good as Left 4 Dead? Once again we compare heroines to find out!
 Maliwan Combustion Hellfire! |  Zoey with dual (black) pistols |
The loots be mine! Borderlands is so full of loots it’s no competition. Of course, there’s something to be said for those ol’ dual pistols. Still, we gotta go with the SMG that lights enemies on fire. Pyro on steroids!
 Lilith: wanted for witchcraft |  Zoey and witch propaganda |
Wanted for witchcraft and wanting the witch. So wrong.
 “I’m gonna be king of the pirates!” |  “Did I win? Sweet!” |
Pirates vs ninjas? The internets are undecided. But pirates vs princesses? I think we all know that’s going to end in tears!
Yep, it’s strange but true, the voice actors behind our two heroines voice the above characters as well.
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| “Is there no end to my power?” | “We are kicking a*s!” |
| “Mine, mine, aaaand mine!” | “Guys! Big, badass, nasty weapons over here!” |
| “Hahahaha. I’m really good at this.” | “We did it! Can you believe it?” |
| “Yes! Feel it!” | “h**l YEAH!” |
| “Quit playing around, let’s move.” | “Dude, I’m half your size! Get up!” |
| “Wait―that was it? It’s dead?” | “Zombie, Francis! He. Was. A. Zombie!” |
 Burn like a phoenix for every kill |  No thanks Bill, Zoey doesn’t smoke |
More fire in borderlands. More fire for more win!
 Lilith with a yellow repeater |  Lego L4D zombies scene |
Lego left 4 dead is clearly ahead here. Li’l Lilith can’t compete with that. Now if there had been a h**l-burbia lego scene… but there isn’t.
So is Borderlands worth your dosh? (What is dosh anyway?)
If being able to loot and pillage your way through a backwater planet like Pandora is as important to you as it is to me, then yes 
One pirate-ninja believer was mildly offended in the writing of this post.
