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Portal: No Escape
Posted by Shmitee on August 25th, 2011 @ 14:53Creative music teacher is creative
Posted by tofu on May 21st, 2011 @ 14:10
I was really impressed by this very creative performance by a school choir (reminded me of something Fumbles might think up):
If you liked that video, also check out their even better follow up variant!
Spot the difference
Posted by tofu on April 29th, 2011 @ 23:32
Portal Kombat
Posted by spiii on April 26th, 2011 @ 20:53
Zoey or Chell…?
Posted by spiii on April 24th, 2011 @ 23:23You’ve heard about Portal 2. There really could be cake this time. But is it as good as Left 4 Dead? Let’s test the heroines!
For Science.
Test #1: weapons
 Chell with portable quantum tunneling device |  Zoey with dual (black) pistols |
I had a pretty good life. But then you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic.
Test #2: footwear
 Long Fall Boots—sleek, stylish and investment protecting |  Zoey shoes—unlikely to protect investments |
That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks “stupid”. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably— Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!
Test #3: likes
 Weighted companion cubes—hugs a’plenty |  Survivors—not as cuddly |
Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
Test #4: The Cake is a Lie
 Leela has made a weighted companion cake |  Birds are angry this is no zombie cake |
We’re a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I—oh, no, wait. I guess I haven’t killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
Test #5: Cosplay realism
 Where are the portals? |  Where are the zombies? Oh right—ouch! |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you and I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head, which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.
Test #6: Best in lego
 I think you need to grab the cube through the blue portal and… |  Run or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT? BOTH!! |
Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
So is Portal 2 worth your dosh? (What is dosh anyway?)
If being able to earn an achievement for dancing in front of a turret while shielded by a light bridge is as important to you as it is to me—yes.
One Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System was mildly offended in the writing of this post.
