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Posted by Leela on August 8th, 2010 @ 12:30Who killed captain Alex????
Posted by Shmitee on August 3rd, 2010 @ 22:31One of the most anticipated movies I have been looking forward to has finally come out! I really hope they make a video game of this too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoey or … Global Agenda?
Posted by spiii on July 9th, 2010 @ 19:06As Ali predicted, here is the long awaited Global Agenda vs Zoey smackdown. You know what that means: time to compare heroines!
| Weapon of choice | |
|---|---|
 Recon with ghost sword |  Zoey with dual (black) pistols |
| Mode of transportation | |
 Dropship and jetpacks |  Ya gotta hoof it if ya gonna shoot the pilots |
| Villianess aspirations | |
 Think Tank |  The Witch |
| Most startled by | |
 Scanners |  Witches |
| Dislikes | |
 No Elves in GA |  Witches – not anymore! |
| Best mates | |
 Every Agent is your friend against the Commonwealth |  Same ol’ survivors (well, technically Bill died and the other survivors met in passing …) |
| Best in lego | |
 FAIL! There is no GA lego, despite Hi-Rez artist Rick Ruiz stating it is his preferred medium. |  Lego Zoey |
| Most colourful | |
 A riot of colour in raids |  Pretty dim in these smoky sewers |
| Best cosplay | |
 Assault agent makes an appearance at E3 |  Guys in drag |
| Who’s got the moves | |
 Getting jiggy with it! |  Not those kinds of moves Zoey! |
Conclusion
So is Global Agenda worth your dosh? (What is dosh anyway?) Does it matter since you all bought it anyway? Is it worth playing? If being able to tell your mates “yeah, I danced a merry jig on that Switchblade’s grave!!” is as important to you as it is to me, then yes!
Fumbles may have been mildly offended in the writing of this post.
Zoey or … Optimus?
Posted by spiii on July 9th, 2009 @ 01:22The clan has always enjoyed a game of TF2. That’sTeam Fortress 2. But how does the newest TF2 game, that’s the game of the movieTransformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, stack up? Let’s compare heroines!
Weapon of choice
 Optimus with dual guns | Zoey with dual (black) pistols |
+1 to Zoey for unlimited ammo
-1 to Optimus for packing guns that overheat
Best fashion sense
 Optimus wears a red top |  Zoey wears a red top |
They both wear red tops, but we think Zoey gets +1 here for realistic battle damage. And Optimus, what’s with the tacky flame job? Transforming truck robots don’t need to pretend to be cool!
Best disguise
 Optimus tears it up as a truck |  Zoey has a flashlight |
+1 to Optimus here, he ain’t no Mac, he’s a Peterbuilt for dang’s sake. Zoey, turn out that light ya moron!
Best in lego
 Lego truck and robot | Lego Zoey |
+1 Optimus, props where due: http://pages.cthome.net/pdufilie/lego_optimus_prime.html
Best costume
 Adult sized and lame |  A red jacket |
We expected a lot more here! There’s not enough to make a call, and anyway, you could wear both.
Ok, enough fashion. Even though looking good is important, even after the apocalypse.
Who’s got your back?
 Optimus is a hero |  Zoey shoots first! |
Optimus: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Zoey: If it’s not one of us, kill it!
We’re not sure, but we suspect Optimus might decide he needs to protect the zombies! He’s got such a hero complex, he’s likely to protect the humans, the Autobots, humans, bunnies, zombies, humans, the All-Spark, and humans. In fact, he’s liable to sacrifice himself when you need him the most. No, if you need your back got, it’s +1 to Zoey for understanding it’s every heroine for herself in the post-apocalyptic world!
Conclusion
So is TF2 (not to be confused with TF2) worth your dosh? (What is dosh anyway?) If being able to tell your mates “yeah, I went hunting for energon, hid out as a car then transformed on some Decepticreep a*s and took him down!!” is as important to you as it is to me, then yes!
One transformer fan was mildly offended in the writing of this post.
Zoey or Lara…?
Posted by spiii on April 7th, 2009 @ 00:52Seen the latest Steam special — 75% off Tomb Raider: Anniversary — and wondered how a game like Tomb Raider stacks up against the awesome fare of Left 4 Dead? Wonder no more as we compare the two heroines.
Weapon of choice: It’s a tie!
 Lara with dual (silver) pistols | Zoey with dual (black) pistols |
Natural habitat: It’s hard to pick…
 Lara loves tombs |  Zoey's in a bad place |
Dislikes: +1 Zoey (Sorry Lara, everyone loves dinosaurs!)
 Lara dislikes wildlife |  Zoey dislikes zombies |
Dexterity: +1 Lara
 Lara: I'm a gymnast! |  Zoey: Can someone help me up? |
Better in Lego? We’ll have to wait on the lego games to know for sure…
 Lego Lara | Lego Zoey |
Looks better wet: It’s too close to call!
 Lara going for a swim |  Zoey covered in goop |
So is Tomb Raider Annivesary worth your dosh? (What is dosh anyway?) If being able to tell your mates “yeah, I went cave diving this weekend too!!” is as important to you as it is to me, then yes 
No wives were offended in the writing of this post.
