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Tanks… you’re welcome

Posted by tofu on December 4th, 2009 @ 13:04

It’s been a busy few months for myself and the clan. We’ve seen a number of new members — kidding, that’s not them ;) — It’s been remiss of me to let the additions to the tribe go uncelebrated, so I will attempt to play catch up now…

Many of us snappers have wrestled with inner deamons. Wasted nights and days scouring the extremities of Azeroth, yearning for that epic raid, that perfect drop. It is the same sad tale, told throughout the ages, well, at least since 2004.

Continuing in it’s grand tradition as the foremost rehabilitation service for recovering WoW addicts, clan SNAP welcomes three new members: caethir, Palaanian and Annwn. We first met these three at a less-than-successful local WoWAnon meeting. Palaanian curled up in the fetal position, caethir rocking gently in a corner sucking his thumb and Annwn standing arms stretched in the middle of the room screaming at anyone who entered.

The three are already making good progress, but I want to remind them: In your moments of weakness, when you feel the call of Outland, always look to the example of Shmitee, our greatest rehab success story. And remember, we are all here for you.

Meet Ali

Posted by tofu on October 3rd, 2009 @ 17:50

After what has turned out to be a considerable delay, I can now return you to your previously scheduled programming…

Today I introduce SNAP’s very own International Man of Mystery. A man of a thousand names, but we know him best as: Ali.

Ali is a founding member of clan SNAP, a natural born leader and natural born killer. He is always keen to scout a new map for strategic advantage or review an old map for tactical optimisation. Ever adaptable, Ali is equally at home spearheading group maneuvers or when nestled behind a barricade of mechanised machinations. But make no mistake, an Engi’s life is rarely easy.

The following is a true story, summing up Ali, the marvelous man that he is. Ali, this one’s for you:

PS Thanks to Dr Zorr, Fumbles and Annwn for their ideas and encouragement.

Meet irama

Posted by tofu on August 20th, 2009 @ 00:11

Rat tat tat tat tat tat… It’s time, for a little self-indulgence…

Have you ever wondered what that Medic is thinking while he sits patiently behind you?

Or what he dreams about just after crying himself to sleep at night?

Indulge me if you will as I take you on a journey deep into the scarred psyche of a glory-seeking-combat-medic!

Meet Shmitee

Posted by tofu on July 19th, 2009 @ 02:44

As we’ve welcomed new members to the clan, I’ve realised that there are a few members who have been overlooked. These tireless warriors have fought for SNAP since it’s inception, forging the clan’s irreverent humour and stainless ethic from mounds of gore and sinew of fallen enemies, plus of course, a dash of mum jokes.

Today I take the opportunity to introduce Shmitee, a founding member of clan SNAP. Shmitee is slow to anger but quick to jest. A loyal ally, and a good friend.

Here’s a story that attempts to capture just a little of Shmitee’s priceless and unique sense of humour.

Shmitee, you’re a champion! And I hope you enjoy:

A belated welcome to Getbent

Posted by Shmitee on June 7th, 2009 @ 12:11

Clan SNAP has had getbent in our ranks for sometime now, however you don’t see him much as he normally plays WoW. But when he does decide to grace us with his presence in TF2 he has shown himself to be more than compotent at maiming the opposition! Welcome getbent!

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